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Abie, a rather shy and retiring gentleman who lives a bit southwest, sent this one
regarding USA/Mexican relations...

A US Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans in a row boat rowing towards California.

The Captain gets on the loud-speaker and shouts, "Ahoy, small craft. Where are you
headed?"

One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts, "We are invading the
United States of America! to reclaim the territory taken by the USA during the 1800s."

The entire crew of the destroyer doubled-over in laughter. When the Captain is finally
able to catch his breath, he gets back on the loud-speaker and asks, "Just the four of
you?"

The same Mexican stands up again and shouts, "No, we are the last four. The rest are
already there!"
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