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grin NCR ~ Thursday, December 20, Humor (Mature)...

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Huck Finn, a truly perceptive gentleman from the midwest, sent this oldie about
communication between patient and nurse...

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his
mouth and nose. A young, student nurse enters the room to give him a partial
sponge bath.

"Nurse," he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir, I'm only here to wash
your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check. Are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry over
his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She
raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other.

Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly," Thank you
very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely..."
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wait for it...
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wait for it...
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wait for it...
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wait for it...
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here it is...
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"ARE MY TEST RESULTS BACK?"


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