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An oldie, but still worth a chuckle...

Billy Bob, Cletus, and Goober were sitting on the front porch, drinking a little 'shine,
and talking about their dumb ole' hillbilly wives.

Billy Bob said, "You know, boys, my wife Judi is SO stupid. She went down to the store
t'other day and bought an air-conditioner! Hell, boys, we ain't got no 'lectricity!"

The other two just howl with laughter.

Cletus added: "Hell, that ain't nothing -- my dumbass wife went down to the store and
bought herself a washing machine! We ain't got no runnin' water!"

That one nearly slayed 'em.

Goober wiped the tears from his eyes and told them: "Well, I reckon my bride's GOT
to be the stupidest of the bunch, boys. T'other day I was snooping thru her purse to
find me a couple dollars to play some poker with. I found six or seven rubbers --
hell, she ain't got no Johnson!"
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