I thought it sounded good until I clicked on the link and saw just the roulette table was $135.00. Evidently the cost of the casino would be about 1/12 of the real thing. (before you tell me a roulette table costs more than $1500.00, I know, it was hyperbole)

If you have to sink that much money into it I'm going with the tiny brothel. Oh, with tiny police cars and tiny pay-offs...