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A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a mall for the first
time in their lives. The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped.

They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls
that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, "Paw, What's 'at?"

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen
anything like that in all my life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheelchair
rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled
between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the
small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until
it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Then
the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24-year-old blonde woman stepped
out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his Son, "Boy, go on
and git yo' Maw..."

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