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grin NCR ~ Monday Humor... 12:31 AM, EDT

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Some of these are a little bit before my time, but I remember many of them...

Fenderskirts

What a great blast from the past! I haven't thought about "fender skirts" in years. When
I was a kid, I considered it such a funny term. Made me think of a car in a dress.

Thinking about "fender skirts" started me thinking about other words that quietly disappear
from our language with hardly a notice.

Like "curb feelers" and "steering knobs." Since I'd been thinking of cars, my mind naturally
went that direction first. Any kids will probably have to find some elderly person over 50 to
explain some of these terms to you.

Remember "Continental kits?" They were rear bumper extenders and spare tire covers that
were supposed to make any car as cool as a Lincoln Continental.

When did we quit calling them "emergency brakes?" At some point "parking brake" became
the proper term. But I miss the hint of drama that went with "emergency brake."

I'm sad, too, that almost all the old folks are gone who would call the accelerator the "foot feed."

Didn't you ever wait at the street for your dad to come home, so you could ride the "running
board" up to the house?

Here's a phrase I heard all the time in my youth but never anymore - "store-bought." Of
course, just about everything is store-bought these days. But once it was bragging material
to have a store-bought dress or a store-bought bag of candy.

"Coast to coast" is a phrase that once held all sorts of excitement and now means almost
nothing. Now we take the term "worldwide" for granted. This floors me.

On a smaller scale, "wall-to-wall" was once a magical term in our homes. In the '50s, almost
everyone covered his or her hardwood floors with, wow, wall-to-wall carpeting! Today,
everyone replaces their wall-to-wall carpeting with hardwood floors. Go figure.

When's the last time you heard the quaint phrase "in a family way?" It's hard to imagine that
the word "pregnant" was once considered a little too graphic, a little too clinical for use in polite
company. So we had all that talk about stork visits and "being in a family way" or simply
"expecting."

Apparently "brassiere" is a word no longer in usage. I said it the other day and my daughter
cracked up. I guess it's just "bra" now. "Unmentionables" probably wouldn't be understood at all.

It's hard to recall that this word was once said in a whisper -"divorce." And no one is called a
"divorcee" anymore. Certainly not a "gay divorcee." Come to think of it, "confirmed bachelors"
and "career girls" are long gone, too.

I always loved going to the "picture show," but I considered "movie" an affectation.

Most of these words go back to the '50s, but here's a pure-'60s word I came across the other
day - "rat fink." Ooh, what a nasty put-down!

Here's a word I miss - "percolator." That was just a fun word to say. And what was it replaced
with? "Coffeemaker." How dull. Mr. Coffee, I blame you for this.

I miss those made-up marketing words that were meant to sound so modern and now sound
so retro. Words like "DynaFlow" and "Electrolux." Introducing the 1963 Admiral TV, now with
"SpectraVision!"

Food for thought - Was there a telethon that wiped out lumbago? Nobody complains of that
anymore. Maybe that's what castor oil cured, because I never hear mothers threatening their
kids with castor oil anymore.

Some words aren't gone, but are definitely on the endangered list. The one that grieves me
most - "supper." Now everybody says "dinner." Save a great word. Invite someone to supper.
Discuss fender skirts.

Someone forwarded this to me, and I thought some of us of a "certain age" would remember
most of these.

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Messages In This Thread

grin NCR ~ Monday Humor... 12:31 AM, EDT
Phyllis, I remember...
You're right, David! On I Love Lucy...
Re: grin The Moon Is Blue
About the cars
Can you imagine what the reaction would have been
... or the starter button ...
I wonder if anyone today would know what to do if
Re: ... or "free wheeling" ...
How about starter fluid
running motor oil thru the carburator?
Re: How about... No starter, just crank it!
And... "filling stations" and "service stations".
...and all the 'premiums' that came with minimal ~
Presidential tokens...
Yes. Shell Oil. They made millions. Very popular.
You think the idea would catch on in Las Vegas ~~~
Re: grin NCR ~ Monday Humor... 12:31 AM, EDT
Stay tuned for an Archie post on this!
Re: Stay tuned for an Archie post on this!
grin The very first one opened in NJ in 1933...
Re: Remember when..
And Fried Colored Chicken! No wait!...
Re: grin NCR ~ Monday Humor... 12:31 AM, EDT

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