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grin Monday Humor (Mature)...

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Both the shy, retiring Abie from a bit southwest and the very gracious
ElieMae from the Deep South sent this classic on the wit and wisdom
of an older Jewish man...

Ahhhhh! The wisdom of the ages.

A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had
been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a
long, long time.

So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there
he was, walking slowly up to the holy site.

She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned
to leave, using a cane and moving very slowly, she approached him
for an interview.

"Pardon me, sir, I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. What's your name?

"Morris Feinberg," he replied.

"Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western Wall and praying?"

"For about 60 years."

"60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?"

"I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims."

"I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to stop."

"I pray for all our children to grow up safely as responsible adults and
to love their fellow man."

"I pray that politicians will tell us the truth and put the interests of the
people ahead of their own interests."

"How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?"

"Like I'm talking to a f__king wall."
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