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grin NCR ~ Saturday Humor (Mature)... 1:42 AM, EST

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Abie, a somewhat shy and retiring gentleman who lives southwest,
sent this one about morning sex...

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs
and toast for breakfast, wearing only the tee shirt that she normally
slept in.

As he walked in, almost awake, she turned to him and said softly,
"You've got to make love to me this very moment!"

His eyes lit up and he thought to himself, "I'm either still dreaming
or this is going to be my lucky day!"

Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it
his all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterward she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her tee shirt
still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, he asked, "What was that all about?"

She explained, "The egg timer's broken."
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