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Dragnet, a very discerning gentleman who lives southwest, sent this one about
the Indian Mating Season...

Two Indians and a hillbilly from Mississippi were walking through the woods.

All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.
"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave and listened closely until
he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"

He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.

The hillbilly was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all about:
"Was the other Indian crazy or what?"

The Indian replied "No, It is our custom during mating season when Indian men
see cave, they holler Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo! into the opening. If they get an
answer back, it means there's a beautiful woman in there waiting for us."

Just then they came upon another cave. The second Indian ran up to the cave,
stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"

Immediately, there was the answer. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep inside.
He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.

The hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for a while and then spied a
third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he
was thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger than those the
Indians found. There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!"

He stood in front of the opening, hollering with all his might "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"

Like the others, he then heard an answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO
WOOOOOOOOO!"

With a gleam in his eye and a big smile on his face, he raced into the cave, tearing
off his clothes as he ran.

The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read...
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(Get ready, this will kill ya.)
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NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY TRAIN!