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Two priests die at the same time and meet St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

St. Peter says, "I'd like to get you guys in now but our computers are down.
You'll have to go back to Earth for about a week, but you can't go back as
humans. What'll it be?"

The first priest says, "I've always wanted to be an eagle, soaring above the
Rocky Mountains."

"So be it," says St. Peter, and off flies the first priest.

The second priest mulls this over for a moment and asks, "How will you be
keeping track of us, St. Peter ?"

"No, I told you the computer is down. There's no way we can keep track of
what you are doing. This week's a freebie."

"In that case," says the second priest, "I've always wanted to be a stud."

"So be it," says St. Peter, and the second priest disappears.

A week goes by, the computer is fixed and the Lord tells St. Peter to recall
the two priests.

"Will you have trouble locating them?" He asks.

"The first one should be easy," says St. Peter. "He's somewhere over the
Rocky Mountains, flying with the eagles. But the second one could prove to
be more difficult."

"Why?" asks the Lord.

"Because he's on a snow tire somewhere in Alaska."
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