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An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep
her company.

So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched. None of the
pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog. As she walked by
the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her.

He whispered, "I'm so lonely, too. Buy me and take me home. You won't
ever be sorry."

The old lady figured, "What the heck!" She hadn't found anything else.
So, she bought the frog. She carefully placed him in the car, on the front
seat beside her.

As she was slowly driving down the road, the frog whispered to her, "Kiss
me and I promise you won't ever be sorry."

So again, the old lady figured, "What the heck," and kissed the frog.

IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, young,
handsome stud of a prince.

The prince then returned the old lady's kiss. Suddenly, the old lady felt
herself transforming from his kiss.

Now, can you guess what the old lady turned into?

Come on, guess!
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She turned into the first Holiday Inn she could find!

She's old... NOT DEAD!

OLD LADIES ROCK!