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HTH, a most erudite gentlemen from out west sent this one...

There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain who inspected his sailors,
and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad.

The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would change
underwear occasionally.

The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!"

The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced to all:
"The Captain thinks all you guys smell bad and wants you to change your
underwear."

He continued, "Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with
Witkowski, and Brown, you change with Schultz."
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