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Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th wedding anniversary.

They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their
marriage of 25 years.

Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret
of their well known Extremely Happy Marriage.

Editor: “Sir. It’s amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible?"

The husband, recalling his old honeymoon days, gave this account:

“We had been to Tahiti for honeymoon. We went horseback riding. Having
finally selected our horses, we both started the ride. My horse was okay, but
the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one. On the way
ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over.

Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse’s back and said,
This is your first time. She again climbed the horse and continued with the
ride. After a while, it happened again. This time she again kept calm and said,
This is your second time and continued.

When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from
her purse and shot the horse dead!!

I shouted at my wife: What did you do, you psycho? You killed the poor animal.
Are you crazy?

She gave a silent look and said: This is your first time!"

Pausing, he continued, ”That’s it. We are happy ever after.“