Yup, I have a junk email account for my freebies/samples that I request from companies. Naturally, someone sold my email addy and now I get a handful of scam emails each day.

This one deserves the "Doofus of the Year Award"....

Title:
"FBI OFFICE GET BACK TO US IMMEDIATELY IF YOU DONT WANT US TO ARREST YOU AND JAIL YOU FOR YOUR OWN G0OD".

Too bad doofus accidentally posted his picture on the title line too...and what a dirtbag!
A quick address check shows the email is out of Nigeria - big shock huh?

This'll keep me laughing all day....