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A guy was passing a bar who noticed a sign in the window:

~~~~Free beer for life. Just pass the test.~~~~

He went in and asked the bartender, "What is the test?"

"All you have to do," said the bartender," is drink a pint of vodka, go
into the back yard and extract a tooth from an alligator, and then go
upstairs and satisfy a woman who has never been satisfied."

"No problem," said the guy. He immediately drank the vodka, and went
into the yard.

Several minutes later, after considerable commotion, he reappeared in
the bar and said, "Now, where's that woman with the sore tooth?"
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