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The Revenoor, a most discerning and astute gentleman from out west, sent
this oldie but goodie...

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had
spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue.

My dad kept staring at her.

The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.

When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: "What's the matter,
old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his
response; I knew he would have a good one!

In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid: "Sure, got stoned once
and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you might be my kid."

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