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Abie, a somewhat shy and retiring gentleman who lives a bit southwest,
sent this gem...

An older married couple was at home watching TV.

The husband had the remote and was switching back and forth between
a fishing channel and the P0RN channel.

The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said: "Oh for God's
sake! Leave it on the P0RN channel. You already know how to fish!"