I received my new card today and I paid in advance for Membership for five years. BUT WHAT ELSE DID I FIND??? That D*** dog got a NEW card too…. It is for

ONE HUNDRED YEARS

!!! That lazy-thieving-chip-selling-dog got a continued membership for 100 years?? She’s a dog! That’s about 5 LIFE MEMBERSHIPS.

She better NOT have voting rights too!