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A Thursday groaner...

Sean Callahan went to a pet shop in Galway and asked how many budgies they
had in stock.

"We have 99 budgies," replied the shop owner

"Give us the lot then," said Sean, paid for them and left.

He next went to a tailors shop and had 99 pockets sewn into a jacket. Placing
a budgie in each pocket, went up to the post office roof and jumped off.

With an almighty smack, he hit the ground and lay there moaning and groaning
until a passerby came along and asked Sean what had happened.

"I don't know, Sir" he replied "but 'tis the last time I'll be trying that budgie jumping!"