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Huck Finn, a truly perceptive gentleman from the midwest, sent this one
about how to know you're in a Redneck Church...

You know you're in a Redneck Church...

1. if the finance committee refuses to provide funds for the purchase of a
chandelier because none of the members knows how to play one.

2. if people ask, when they learn that Jesus fed the 5000, whether the two
fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was used to catch 'em.

3. if opening day of deer season is recognized as an official church holiday.

4. if a member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck
because It ain't never been in a hole it couldn't get out of. (Love it!)

5. if the choir is known as the OK Chorale.

6. if, in a congregation of 500 members, there are only seven different last
names in the church directory.

7. if people think rapture is what you get when you lift something too heavy.

8. if the baptismal pool is a #2 galvanized Wheeling washtub.

9. if the choir robes were donated by (and embroidered with the logo from)
Billy Bob's Barbecue Stand.

10. if the collection plates are really hubcaps from a '56 Chevy.

11. if, instead of a bell, you are called to service by a duck call.

God Bless and don't fergit ta say yer prayers!