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Ebad, a somewhat shy but always irrepressible gentleman from the midwest, sent
this one...

As guests on his show, Ted Koppel had a rabbi, a priest and Rev. Jim Bakker. He
asked each of them the same question:

How do you determine God's money and your money?

The priest replies: I draw a circle in ground throw money in air and anything that
lands inside the circle is for God.

The rabbi says that he also draws a circle in ground, throws money into the air and
anything outside the circle is for God.

Rev. Bakker declares he doesn't use a circle, he throws the money into the air and
asks God to keep what He wants and that anything that hits ground is for Jim.
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