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Abie, a rather shy and retiring gentleman who lives southwest, sent this one
about a Father of the Year...

A man boarded a plane with six kids.

After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from
him leaned over to him and asked, "Are all of those kids yours?"

He replied, "No Ma'am, I work for a condom company. These are customer
complaints."

Don't you wish you could think that fast?