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Two short blonde jokes...

Blonde Thoughts

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead go to a magic mirror. You stand in front of the
mirror and tell it something. If you lie you will disappear.

The brunette stood in front of the mirror and said, I think I'm the smartest person
in the world. Poof! She immediately disappeared.

The redhead stood in front of the mirror and said, I think that I'm the most beautiful
person in the world. Poof! She immediately disappeared.

The blonde stood in front of the mirror and said, I think... Poof! She immediately
disappeared.

Blonde And The Password

During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following
password: MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento

When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that it had to
be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.