While my son was going to flight school in Dallas he overheard a funny radio transmission waiting to take-off. There was a fight school located on the same field that had mostly students from India. There was often confusion with them.

Cessna: Cessna N366NW request clearance to enter into holding pattern.
Tower: Roger, Cessna N366NW, What are your intentions?
Cessna: My intentions are to become commercial pilot in United States and return to India to work for big airline.
Tower: Cessna N366NW, Such a wonderful story- NOW What are your INTENTIONS in entering the pattern? Right hand or Left Hand? Shheesh!