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Huck Finn, a truly perceptive gentleman from the midwest, sent this one about
a Golden Lab puppy...

Dog Story

I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the local shopping center and rolled
down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air.

She was stretched full-out on the back seat and I wanted to impress upon
her that she must remain there.

I walked to the curb backward, while pointing my finger at the car and saying
emphatically: "Now you stay. Do you hear me? Stay! Stay!"

The driver of a nearby car, a pretty blonde young lady, gave me a strange look
and said, "Why don't you just put it in Park?"