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The Stuttering Cat
(As explained by a 4th grade student)

The F-bomb is seldom appropriate, but this is so cute... Can you imagine being the teacher?

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.

"Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she told the class.

A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered."

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl
to describe the incident.

"Well," she began,"I was in the back yard with my kitty, and the big old Rottweiler that
lives next door got a running start, and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence
right into our yard!'

"That must have been scary," said the teacher.

"It sure was," said the little girl. "My kitty raised her back, and went Ffffff!, Ffffff!, FfffffF,
but before she could say F__k!, the Rottweiler ate her."

The teacher had to leave the room.