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Huck Finn, a truly perceptive gentleman from the Midwest, sent this one about
Texas style preparation…

Now here is a man who seems to have it right! Texas-Style Preparation!

This old story out of Texas...

Seems a guy cruises thru a stop sign, or whatever, and gets pulled over by a
local policeman.

Guy hands the cop his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his concealed
carry permit.

"Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see your CCW permit. Are you carrying today?"

"Yes, I am."

"Well then, better tell me what you got."

Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There's a 9mm
semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot."

"Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?"

"Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a shotgun. That's about it."

"Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"

"Nope"

"Well then, what are you afraid of...?"

"Not a damn thing."

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