A lady approaches her parish priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem.
I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

"What do they say?" the priest inquired.

"They only know how to say, Hi, we're hookers. Want to have some fun?"

"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a solution to your problem.
Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my
two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots
will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and both your female
parrots will learn to praise and worship."

"Thank you!" the woman responded.

The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's house. His
two male parrots are holding tiny rosary beads and praying in their cage.

The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots and the female
parrots say,"Hi, we're hookers, want to have some fun?"

One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads
away. Our prayers have been answered!"

Jewish Version

A woman goes to her rabbi with a serious problem. Her two female parrots have
picked up a bad habit.

Any time she has visitors, the two parrots embarrass her by saying, in unison,
“Hi ! We’re hookers. Want to have some fun?”

To her surprise, the rabbi breaks into a smile, explaining that he has two male
parrots which he has trained to pray and who’ve become very observant, spending
much of the day praying in their cage.

He’s confident that if the woman brings her two parrots over to his house, his two
parrots will exert such a positive influence that her birds will turn into model parrots.

The next day the woman drives over to the rabbi’s house and brings her two parrots
into his home. As she looks around, she notices a large cage with two parrots, each
wearing a little kippah and tiny tallis and each holding a miniature siddur, while they
rock back and forth in prayer.

Sure enough, as soon as she places her female parrots in the cage, they shout out
to their male counterparts: “Hi! We’re hookers. Want to have some fun ?”