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It's been awhile since I've posted a groaner...

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and orders himself an ice cold beer.

He's sitting there with his beer, munching on the beer nuts, when he hears a voice
say, "Wow! You look great tonight!"

The man looks over at the bartender who seemed oblivious to what had happened.

With a shrug, he just keeps drinking and munching on the nuts and he suddenly hears
something again: "That's an awesome shirt! You have amazing taste!"

Looking around, he sees that he's the only guy in the place. He asks the bartender
if he had heard anything.

The bartender says, "Was the voice saying bad things or good things?"

The man replies, "Good things, why?"

The bartender says, "It must have been the complimentary nuts."

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