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grin NCR ~ Thursday Humor (Mature)... 12:55 AM, EDT

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Keystone, a humorist who lives way out west, sent this one about
two ladies of the evening and advertising...

Two prostltutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their
car which said:

Two Prostltutes
--- $50.00 ---

A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd
either have to remove the sign or go to jail.

Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying:

JESUS
SAVES!

One of the girls asked the officer, "How come you don't stop them?"

"Well, that's a little different," the officer smiled, "Their sign pertains
to religion."

The following day the same police officer noticed the same two hookers
driving around with a large sign on their car.

He figured he had an easy arrest until he read their new sign:

Two Fallen Angels
Seeking Peter
----- $50 -----


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