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grin NCR ~ Sunday Humor (09/18/11)...

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There are three young nuns and a Mother Superior.

The Mother Superior tells the three young nuns that before they can
receive their Saint name they had one final test. She told them to go
commit one sin so that they would not have urges to be bad later on.

After the three nuns return, the Mother Superior asked, "Did each of
you commit your sins?"

All three nod heads yes. The first two nuns are crying, the third one
is giggling.

Mother Superior asks the first one: "What sin did you commit, child?"

With tears in her eyes, the first nun answers: "I was just rotten, I picked
flowers from someone's garden."

Mother Superior tells her: "Go and drink the Holy Water and everything
will be fine."

The third nun is dancing around in laughter.

The Mother Superior asks the second one: "And what sin did you commit,
my child?"

Crying profusely, with her whole body shaking, the young nun responds:
"I stole candy away from a baby."

Mother Superior tells her, "My child, drink the Holy Water and you will be
forgiven."

At this point, the third nun falls to the floor, laughing hysterically.

The Mother Superior is disgusted and asks: "What are you laughing at?"

Barely able to speak through her tears of laughter, the third nun responds:
"I peed in the Holy Water."

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grin NCR ~ Sunday Humor (09/18/11)...
too funny ... keep 'em coming

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