heres the questions from ebay that ive got and answered so far:

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Q: do I get to choose which foot kicks me in the Nutz? Feb-25-10

A: well as long as the chips suck as much as im saying they do, you have nothing to worry about Dennis. However, in the case that there is a chip in the lot that is worth $10 or more, then it would be up to the buyer as to which foot makes contact with your nutz. -King Of Crap
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Q: it says other chip to could there be potato chips window chips chips off the old block and maybe even cow chips??? im sure shoopy would like to nibble the cow chips Feb-25-10

A: Well, what's really important is I float like a butterfinger and sting like pee. -King Of Crap
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Q: Does the Shoop in Nutz Guarantee supersede the Ebay Protection Guarantee or is this a case of coupling two awesome buyer protection programs? Thanks, Pete Feb-25-10

A: The "Shoop in the Nutz" guarantee is a service that Dennis volunteers for and is separate from anything Ebay guarantees.