You take your son to Chuck E. Cheese, and he tells you he has 1,117 Prize Points, and all you can think about are Circus-Circus chips.

You see a bag of Harvest Cheddar Sun Chips in the super market, and you grab it quickly and put it in your pocket before anyone can see.

You see the headline "Vonn breaks pinky" and you immediately think of Von "King of Crap".

I'm sure there are plenty others..