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The first grade class gathered around the teacher for a game of Guess the Animal.

To start the game off, the teacher held up a picture of a cat.

"Okay, boys and girls," she said brightly, "can anyone tell me what this is?"

"I know, I know, it's a cat!" yelled little Eddie.

"Very good, Eddie. Now, who knows what this animal is called?"

"That's a dog!" piped up little Eddie before everyone else.

"Right, again. And what about this animal?" she asked, holding up a picture of a deer.

Silence fell over the class.

After a minute or two, the teacher said, "I'll give you a hint, children... it's something you're mother calls your father."

"I know! I know what it is!" screamed a very excited little Eddie, "It's a horny basterd!"
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