Father O'Sullivan and Sister Mary Margaret were taking a rare afternoon off and enjoying a round of golf.

Father O'Sullivan stepped up to the first tee and took a mighty swing.

He missed the ball entirely and said "Sh!t, I missed."

The good Sister Mary Margaret told him to watch his language.

On his next swing, he missed again. "Sh!t, I missed again."

"Father, I'm not going to play golf with you if you keep swearing," Sister said tartly.

Father promised to do better and the round continued.

On the 4th tee, he missed again. The usual comment followed.

Sister Mary Margaret is really mad now and says, "Father O'Sullivan, God is going to strike you dead for sure if you keep swearing like that."

On the next tee, Father O'Sullivan swings and misses again. "Sh!t, I missed."

A terrible rumble is heard and a gigantic bolt of lightning comes out of the sky and strikes Sister Mary Margaret dead in her tracks.

And from the sky comes a booming voice... "Sh!t, I missed."
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