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grin NCR ~ Thursday Humor (Mature)... 12:30 AM/EST

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Extremely concerned about her cat, Krissy called the animal hospital and asked the veterinarian if he could make a house call.

"I have no idea what's wrong with Fluffy," Krissy explained. "She looks like she's going to have a litter except that isn't possible. The only time she's out of the house is when I have her on a leash."

A short while later, the veterinarian arrived and, after examing the cat, he told Krissy that Fluffy was indeed pregnant.

"But... But, as I explained to you, that's just not possible," declared Krissy.

At that point a somewhat large tomcat came out from under the sofa.

"Well, how about him?" asked the vet, indicating the tomcat.

Laughing, Krissy replied, "Oh, don't be silly, Doctor. That's her brother!"

(Yes, people, Krissy does have blonde hair...)
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