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() Can you cry under water?
The answer to this is yes, however bring plenty of tissues to dry your eyes.
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"..... But it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
The answer to this should be obvious TAXES.
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
I think the real question here is why don't Sicilian pies come in round boxes.
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
When you get older and the call of nature comes, you will understand this question better.
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Same reason they look in rearview mirrors, to see where they have been.
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
Yes, if the corpse is sitting in the front.
What disease did cured ham actually have?
At least the ham is cured, Yogurt is loaded with bacteria.
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