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grin NCR ~ Saturday Humor... 1:38 AM, EST

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Two Mexicans are on bikes along US Highway 52 about 15 miles outside of
Lafayette, Louisiana.

One of the bike's tires goes flat and they start hitching a lift back into town.

A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the Mexicans ask him for a ride.

He tells them he has no room in the Trailer as he is carrying eggs.

The Mexicans put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit into the back with
their bike, will he take them back into town, and he agrees.

They manage to squeeze themselves and their bike into the back and the driver
shuts the doors and gets on his way.

By this time the truckeer is really late and so puts the hammer down.

Within a very short time, a state police car appears with sirens blaring and he's
pulled over for speeding.

The trooper, a blonde female, asks the driver what he is carrying.

The driver jokingly replies "Mexican eggs."

She obviously doesn't believe this and asks to take a look in the trailer.

Opening the trailer door, she looks in, then very quickly locks it shut.

She gets on the radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers
as possible plus the SWAT Team.

The dispatcher asks what emergency she has that requires so many officers.

"I've got a tractor-trailer stopped with 20,000 Mexican eggs in it... two have
hatched and they've managed to steal a bike already. I need help!"


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