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Ebad, that somewhat shy but always irrepressible gentleman from the Midwest, sent this one…

My Five New Boyfriends

I am seeing five gentlemen every day.

As soon as I wake up,
Will Power helps me get out of bed

Then I go to see John.

Then Charley Horse comes along,
and when he is here, he takes a lot of my time and attention.

When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up and stays for
the rest of the day. He doesn't like to stay in one place very
long, so he takes me from joint to joint

After such a busy day, I'm really tired and glad to go to bed
with Ben Gay. What a life! Oh, yes, I'm also flirting with
Al Zymer…

…and thinking of calling Jack Daniels or Johnnie Walker to come
over and keep me company.

Now remember:
Life is like a roll of toilet paper:
The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes...
So have fun, think good thoughts only, learn to laugh
at yourself, and count your blessings!

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