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A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargement.

He tells her: "Every day when you get out of the shower, rub the front of your breasts
and say: Scooby dooby dooby. I want bigger boobies."

She did this faithfully every day and, after several months... It worked! Her breast size
increased and she looked great!

One night she went to a party, got trashed, and didn't get home until very late. In the
morning when she woke up, she realized she'd overslept, and, taking a fast shower, she
rushed out to catch the bus for work.

Once on the bus, she realized that she had forgotten to do her morning ritual. At this
point, she loved her boobs and didn't want to lose them, so she got up in the middle of
the bus and said: "Scooby dooby dooby. I want bigger boobies."

A guy sitting nearby asked her: "By any chance, are you a patient of Dr. Smith?"

She responded: "Why, yes, I am. How did you know?"

"Hickory dickory dock..."
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