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Cheddarman, a scholarly gentleman from the upper midwest, sent these accounts
of Thanksgiving dinner.

The Pregnant Turkey
This is priceless - would love to do this.

One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast.
Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister
that she needed something from the store.

When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing,
stuffed a tiny Cornish hen, inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey.

She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.

When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded
to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled
out the little bird.

With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Oh no! Patricia, you've
cooked a pregnant bird!"

At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry.

It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!

Yep... She's a blonde!

A blonde was out of her home on Thanksgiving Day for the first time and was missing her
family desperately. Finally, she decided to cook the turkey herself just like her mom.

Later when she was narrating her experiences to her mother, she said, "Mother, it was so
difficult to eat the turkey."

Her concerned mother asked, "Was it not cooked properly?"

She said, "How do I know? It wouldn't sit still!

Yep... She's also a blonde!