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grin NCR ~ Wednesday Humor... 12:35 AM, EST

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The first Jewish President of the United States was on the phone with his mother,
inviting her for Thanksgiving dinner.

The mother said, "It's too much trouble, son, getting a cab and waiting in line."

He laughs her off and says, "Mom, there will be a limousine for you!"

Somewhat less than enthusiastic, his mother replies: "But who knows will I get
the ticket and that the seat it would be comfortable to me?"

Cheerfully, the President offers her a ride on Air Force One, his private jet.

The mother still found it a trouble to carry all that luggage and hire a cab!

Somewhat put off, the president suggests that maybe a helicopter would be better
for her.

Finally, when she was assured that she would stay at the White House for she is the
mother of the President, she finally agrees to the trip.

Later she called her good friend, Sadie, to say, "So I'm visiting my son for Thanksgiving"

The doctor?" asked Sadie.

Mother replied, "No. The other one."
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grin NCR ~ Wednesday Humor... 12:35 AM, EST
vbg Oiy, such a son!

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