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grin NCR ~ Thursday Humor... 1:56 AM, EDT

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One of those very rare Blonde GUY jokes...

An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy named Dave were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "A corned beef sandwich! If I get corned beef one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I am going to jump off, too."

The blonde guy opened his lunch and said, "Ham and cheese again! If I get a ham and cheese sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw a corned beef sandwich, and immediately jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and he jumped, too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw a bologna sandwich and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's widow wept continuously. She lamented, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef sandwiches, I never would have made them for his lunch again!"

The Mexican's widow also wept nonstop and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
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Everyone turned and stared at the blonde guy's widow. She tearfully told them: "Don't look at me. He always made his own lunch."

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