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An Italian guy wants to marry a Jewish girl. vbg

So he goes to his father explaining the situation; that he loves her very much and that her mother and father agree that the girl should convert -- especially if they plan on having children. The boy's father is pleased with the advice from the girl's mother and father, and suggests that his son pay strict attention in making sure she receives the correct education in order to be 100% sure that she is willing to convert; so he goes to Father LaStrunza explaining the deal... and Father LaStrunza agrees to give har private lessons at first to see how receptive she is... and if everything goes okay in the first few months, he'll send her to school to further her learning so that she, her family, the boy and everyone involved would be 100% sure that the right step is being taken... Throughout the course of the girl's education the boy's father is not only hearing of the gir's success from his son, but from Father LaStrunza as well. Everyone seems to be so content; especially the girl who is soaking up all this new information and planning on applying it to better serve the Lord. A year passes and the son is repeatedly reporting to his father as to how happy the girl is........
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(I'm getting tired typing this, but I'm quite sure you all get the drift as to where this is going vbg )

......and one day he walks in on his father explaining that there will not be any marriage......

......and the father asks his son how can this be with all the proper and formal education the girl received from Father LaStrunza and with her formal schooling.

(By now I'm 100% certain you all get the outcome. Right? vbg )

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With all of the girl's instructions and education, she decided to become a Nun.

Mixed marriages work just fine; leave it alone... vbg

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