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Abie, a rather shy and retiring gentleman who lives slightly southwest, sent this one...

Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door,
he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of a beat-up old green
John Deere.

In traditional stripper position, Billy Bob performs a slow pirouette and gently slides
off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left.

He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, he lets his
overalls fall down to his hips revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.

Grabbing both sides of his shirt he rips it apart to reveal his stained tee shirt underneath.
With a final flourish he tears the tee shirt from his body and hurls his baseball cap onto
a pile of hay.

Having seen enough Cletus rushes in and says, "What the heck are you doing, Billy Bob?"

"Jeez, Cletus, ya scared the snot out of me!" exclaims Billy Bob. Then, obviously quite
embarrassed, he says, "Me and the old lady been having trouble lately in the bedroom
department, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."
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