Ummm...I don't really have any ideas, but it should probably be something that ends with you two giving me rare, obsolete Nevada chips .

Or maybe the two of you could trade rare AC chips...

Or a little improv, like you'd do on the chipboard. Maybe arm both of you with laptops and have you typing back and forth on the chipboard...someone, Maybe Terry?, could read the posts to the audience...??

Then again, it would probably lose something in the translation. nevermind