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A young Arab boy asks his father: "Papa, what is this weird hat that we are both wearing?"

"It is a chechia and we wear it because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun!"

"And what is this type of clothing that we are wearing, Papa?"

It is called a djbellah and it is worn because in the desert it is very hot and it protects your body!

"And, Papa, what are these ugly shoes that we have on our feet?"

"These are babouches, which keep us from burning our feet in the hot desert sand!"

"Then please tell me, Papa..."

"Yes, my son?"

"Why are we living in Dearborn, Michigan, and still wearing all this sh!t?