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Another one from the files of the somewhat shy but always irrepressible, Ebad...

~ The Newest Barbie Doll - Divorced Barbie ~

(FYI - Barbie turned 50 this year...)

One day a father on his way home suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.

He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie dolls
in the display window?"

The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95,
Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for
$19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95."

The amazed father asks: "It's what? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with:
Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends and
a special key chain made with actual pieces from Ken's private parts."
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