... are spot on.

Prior to your discussions last night with Matt on these issues (I went to bed early - needed my beauty sleep), I made some humorous attempts (I thought they were hysterical since I was crying when writing them) to reach out to Matt, that may have offended some people (I still think the frog butt licking thing is comedic genious - Matt kindof liked it too). If I violated some code of ethics or conduct, please let me know and what my punishment is going to be.

Matt and I will get together in person for next year's convention and, after several rounds of drinks which he's agreed to buy, will discuss some of these issues/problems (once he is really drunk, I'll tell him to streak the convention wearing only a couple of chips taped to his...).

Regards,
Thomas (R-7788)