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Walking into the bar, Michael said to Seamus the bartender, "Would ye pour me a stiff one? I just had me another fight with the little woman."

"Is that so?" said Seamus, "And how did this one end?"

"When it was over," Michael replied, "She came to me on her hands and knees, she did."

"Now that's a switch, for sure!" said Seamus. "And what did she say to ya?"

She said to me, "Come out from under that bed, ya snivelin' little sh!t."
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